Watching "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," I grew nostalgic for the lost innocence of a movie like " American Pie ," in which human semen found itself in a pie. In "NatLampVW," dog semen is baked in a pastry. Is it only a matter of time until the heroes of teenage grossout comedies are injecting turtle semen directly through their stomach walls? He doesn't want to graduate, and why should he, since he has clout, fame, babes and the adulation of the entire campus except, of course, for the professor whose parking space he swipes, and the vile fraternity boy who is his sworn enemy. Van Wilder is essentially a nice guy, which is a big risk for a movie like this to take; he raises funds for the swimming team, tries to restrain suicidal students and throws legendary keg parties. Ryan Reynolds is, I suppose, the correct casting choice for Van Wilder, since the character is not a devious slacker but merely a Permanent Student.
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Sex scenes from van wilder. Sex scenes from van wilder.
We see Richard having sex on top of Gwen in a torso shot of the two with him shirtless and she wearing a tank-top. Van, Hutch and Taj extract cream from some pastries and then fill them with dog semen that they retrieve from their bulldog we partially see Hutch manually stimulating the dog at it looks at some pictures of female dogs on covers with titles such as "Bitch Monthly". The two then kiss, she comments on what panties she was going to wear to the party, and then states that she wore none. Gwen catches site of Van posing nude for an art class we see him from the side and thus see the side of his bare butt, but a bowl of fruit blocks our view of his crotch. Gwen finds Van ready to participate in a naked race we see various men in their underwear.
Van Wilder: Party Liaison (2002) Nude Scenes
The guys discuss Van Wilder. Topics include: Tara Reid, homophobia, India, an incredible DVD menu, sinew, underage drinking, getting kicked out of school, and mostly, dog semen. Watch Van Wilder on Amazon Instant. He fails. This is exactly why we need the 2nd amendment, America.
His name is Van? I had just assumed that his first name was Josh or Cody or something, and that Van Wilder was what everyone called him, because it is cool when guys call each other by their last names, like they are in the military or something. Is the right to call oneself that related to land ownership, or is the title passed down by blood?